frrrrph.
Why on Earth are there moths/ flying beetles in my room?!
i think they're attracted by the light. sigh.
anw i was terrorised by a flying beetle yesterday.
it got into my super long hair. and was like resting on my scalp. @*#*! dammit.
the grossest shit is i didnt realise until i flipped my hair and felt it.
THEN, i felt this rush of adrenaline. and my body went numb for like 2 seconds.
i 'danced' around the room trying to get it outta my hair. and even after it's been out i cant seem to stop. hmm.
oh but that was NOT my grossest encounter with flying beetles.
the other day when i was bathing, i stepped on this hard and small thingy.
nearing blindness 'cause i wasn't wearing my specs, i thought that thingy is my earring backing.
so i picked it up and put it close to my face so i could see it properly, and to my sonofabitch horror it was a struggling beetle.
i forgot what happened next. i think i heard a scream though.
then i had this incident with a flying cockroach. a FLYING. HUGE. COCKROACH.
that fateful night, it landed on my elbow in my room. i dont know how long it stayed there before i got to the mirror and saw that dark patch of shit on my elbow.
yes, yes, another rush of adrenaline. except this time its worse.
i think its the adrenaline, i brushed it off my elbow with my bare hands.
fight or flight, i chose fight! HAHA brave me.
being in contact with a cockroach twice. TRY TOPPING THAT.
okay, anyone can top that.
i've so many more bugs encounter to share with you all. not that you'd be interested.
anw another time this small moth flew into my sch uniform. that mfsonofabitch. it was so yucky screaming wasn't enough. so i cried. HAHA.
then recently we saw a humongous and gargantuan moth in school. yes yes the red one at the south spine. EEW, right? i was so afraid it was gonna start flying. i think i'd just kill myself if it lands on me.
not to mention the time where this praying mantis got into the family/ tv room.
like omfg praying mantis? the only thing i rmb about them is that the female eats the head of the male after they mate. i.e. have sex.
my sister and i hid in the room until my courageous dad killed it. hurray! :D
eh my nose is uber smooth now! cus i kop-ed this blackhead/ dead skin remover gel sample from my sister. bwahaha. love that gel. i might just buy that product if it continues to work for me.
man. i think this bug entry sucks. what a waste of TIME. Damn It.